Jokes of the Day ....

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Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides trousers, you pay for ‘em!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda!
Ice cream soda who?
ICE CREAM SODA PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Eskimo!
Eskimo who?
Eskimo questions. I'll tell you no lies!
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