Friday, July 29, 2016

Jokes of the Day ...

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What did the dog get when it swallowed the watch?

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A french fry walks into a bar.

"Sorry," says the bartender, "we don't serve food here."
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“We have enough youth—how about a fountain of smart?”
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“I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.”
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