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What do you call a cat between two buildings?
An alley cat
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Who is a copycat’s best friend?
A mockingbird
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Why did Mike’s mom feed him in the barn?
Because he ate like a horse
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Why is it good to have two heads?
Just in case you want to change your mind
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
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How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
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