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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell.
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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!
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One minute you're staying up all night partying with your friends, then, in the blink of an eye, you're drinking water and taking it easy because you pulled a muscle putting on your socks.
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It was not peeling well.
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes Who?
You no know me? Dishes your friend!
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Meow
Meow who?
Take meow to the ball game.
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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
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What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?
Someday my prints will come.
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What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Stick with me and we will go places.
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