Jokes of the day

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What do you find in the middle of nowhere?

The letter “h” !

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Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch a cold!

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*-*) - Two Robins

Two robins were sitting in a tree.

"I'm really hungry," said the first one. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."

They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was full of worms. They ate and ate and ate till they could eat no more.

"I'm so full, I don't think I can fly back up into the tree," said the first one.

"Let's just lay back here and bask in the warm sun," said the second.

"O K," said the first.

So they plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, when a big fat tomcat came up and gobbled them up.

As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he thought...

"I JUST LOVE BASKIN ROBINS."

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When told the reason for Daylight Saving time the old Indian said, "Only a misguided person would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it to the bottom of a blanket and have a longer blanket." 

~Author Unknown

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