Joke of the day

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A university student is writing a letter to his parents. “I haven’t heard from you in such a long time. Please send me $ 200 so I will know that you’re okay!”

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Barber: “How would you like me to cut your hair?”
Customer: “For free!”

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There’s a coat hanger in the school hallway. The principal put a sign on it that says: “Only for the teachers.” Little James wrote under the sign: “You can also hang coats.”

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Teacher: “Can someone list me all the seasons?”
Joanna: “I can! Winter, spring, summer, autumn, duck!”
Teacher: “Duck? Hm. Tell me, Joanna, what does your father do?”
Joanna: “He’s a hunter.”
Teacher: “I can tell.”

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A student asks another student: “Are we going to go to the lecture or for a coffee?”
“We’ll toss a coin — if it stays in the air, we’ll go to the lecture.”

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"Peace is always beautiful." 

— Walt Whitman
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