Joke of the day

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(^_^) - The Greatest Golf Ball

First golfer: "I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can't lose it."

Second golfer: "How so?"

First golfer: "If you hit it into the sand, it beeps. You hit it into the water, it floats. If you want to play golf at night it glows."

Second golfer: "Hey, sounds good. Where did you get it?"

First golfer: "I found it in the woods."

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"Not one of your pertinent ancestors was squashed, devoured, drowned, starved, stranded, stuck fast, untimely wounded, or otherwise deflected from its life's quest of delivering a tiny charge of genetic material to the right partner at the right moment in order to perpetuate the only possible sequence of hereditary combinations that could result -- eventually, astoundingly, and all too briefly -- in you." 

— Bill Bryson (A Short History of Nearly Everything)

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