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What do you get when you mix a black dog with a white dog?
A greyhound
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Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark
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What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look, I’m changing!
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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
~Oscar Ameringer~
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