Thursday, January 30, 2020

Jokes of the day

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All the bugs organized a big party. The snowy weather did not dampen their spirits. All the bugs arrive but one.

Where's centipede?

Finally, the centipede arrives after a couple of hours.

When the host looked at him inquiringly he explained, "There was a 'Please wipe your feet' sign over the doormat." .

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What do you call two witches that live together?

Broommates!

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What is the one room a ghost can’t go into?

The living room!

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It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see. 

~Henry David Thoreau


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