Thursday, January 23, 2020

Jokes of the day

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Q. What's a cats favorite color?

A. Purr-ple

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What did the Mama Cow say to the Baby Cow?

It's pasture bedtime.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?

An animal that can milk itself.

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What has a bottom on its top?

Your legs!

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What did one eye say to the other?

“Something between us smells!”

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Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
- Dalai Lama


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