Jokes of the day

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Where do music teachers go on vacation? 

Florida Keys! 

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Where do pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania.

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Where do penguins go to dance?

The snow ball! 

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Where do pigs learn about magic?

Hog-warts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!.

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What do snakes do after they fight? 

They hiss and make up! 

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What do you get when you cross a frog and a snake? 

A jump-rope!

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