Sunday, January 26, 2020

Jokes of the day

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“What did you learn in Chemistry today?”

“Today we learned about explosive substances!”

“That’s nice. And what will they teach you at school tomorrow?”

“What school?”

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom!

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Why did the nose refuse to go to school?

Because he was tired of being picked on!

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George Sands: Yeah, I gave up on the whole orthodoxy thing when I started turning into a wolf.

Being Human (2008)


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