Thursday, October 17, 2019

Jokes of the day

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What is a vampire’s favorite sport?

Bat-minton!

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What is a young dog’s favorite pizza topping?

Pup-peroni!

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What has 6 legs, sucks blood, and talks in code?

A morse-quito!

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What happened when a dinosaur took a bus?

They made him bring it back!


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History teacher: Why is England so wet?

Pupil: Because Kings and Queens have reigned there for centuries!

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