Wednesday, October 9, 2019

Avast me mateys!

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What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?

Relationships!

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What's every pirate's favorite flavor potato chip?

Barrrrrrbeque

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A Buck-an-ear.

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Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store?

To buy an iPatch!

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they “Arrrrr!”

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Why aren't there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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What's the pirate's favorite movie?

Booty and the Beast.

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Why don't you ever see a pirate cry?

When they do, it's a private tear.

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