Monday, October 7, 2019

Jokes of the day

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What did the farmer say when he lost his sheep?

Where’s my sheep?

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There's no i in denial.

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg.

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Guess who I saw yesterday?

Everyone I looked at.

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“I used to date the lead singer of The Cranberries, but she cheated on me. Turns out she had some turkey on the side.” 


― Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

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