Joke of the day

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An ascetic hermit mystic  walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him, a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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“If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.” 

― Steven Wright
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