Jokes of the day

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
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What does a guy with no brain have?
No idea
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran all the way here and boy am I tired. ...
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Why Cinderella was never picked for the soccer team?
Because she runs away from the ball.
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What did the right ear say to the left ear?
Between the two of us, we've got some brains.
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Why is it impossible to play a card game in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
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What kind of flower is really good at getting their picture taken?
Posies
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What did the budding astronomer spot in a pan on the stove?
An unidentified frying object
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