Wednesday, February 13, 2019

Jokes of the day

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
What does a guy with no brain have?
No idea
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iran who?
Iran all the way here and boy am I tired. ...
Why Cinderella was never picked for the soccer team?
Because she runs away from the ball.
What did the right ear say to the left ear?
Between the two of us, we've got some brains.
Why is it impossible to play a card game in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What kind of flower is really good at getting their picture taken?
What did the budding astronomer spot in a pan on the stove?
An unidentified frying object

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