Friday, February 1, 2019

Jokes of the day

Teacher: What's the formula for water?

Sarah: I know! HIJKLMNO.

Teacher, confused: No, that's not right.

Sarah: But yesterday you said it was H to O.

The teacher wrote a sentence on the black board. It said, “I ain't had no fun the hole vacation.”

She asked the class, “How should I change this?”

Johnny raised his hand and answered, “Go to the beach.”

Why did A and B never have any privacy?

Because they could C D.

Why did the music teacher get mad at the students?

Because they were passing notes.


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