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“ Son, wake up, time for school!”
“I don’t want to go! All the kids and teachers hate me!”
“But you have to go, you’re the principal!”
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My girlfriend told me she’s going to leave me because I love poker more than her. I think she’s bluffing.
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What does a mouse say when it sees a bat?
“Look, an angel!”
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Two 0s pass an 8 and whisper to each other.
“Look how tight his belt is!”
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