Tuesday, February 12, 2019

Jokes of the day ...

Two matches see a needle.

“Look out, a robot!


What did the human canon ball say just before his first job?

Please don't fire me!


Who has the easiest job in the world?

Candle makers, because they only work on wick-ends


Why was everyone ignoring the tether ball pole on the rainy day?

It was just a stick in the mud.


How did Detective Quasimodo know how to solve the crime?

He had a hunch.


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