Jokes of the day

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At School, why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why is 3.14159 a delicious number?

Because it's Pi!

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I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.

Steven Wright

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"The only thing that you absolutely have to know is the location of the library." 

— Albert Einstein

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