Thursday, March 12, 2020

Jokes of the day

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How is a tree like an elephant?

They both have trunks!

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom!

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck!

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer!

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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What kind of dog has no fur and can't bark?

A hot dog

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What was the cat's favorite cereal?

Mice crispies

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"When the going gets tough, the tough get a librarian." 

— Joan Bauer


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