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Why did the police arrest the duck?
It was selling quack.
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If police break up a fight between two vegans, is it still called a beef?
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How does a Mermaid wash her tail?
In Tide.
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
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What is a pirates' favorite letter?
You'd think it's R, but it's actually C
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How do you know when a gamer has passed away?
When the controller falls out of his hand.
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