Joke of the day

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"My fake plants died because I didn't pretend to water them."

- Mitch Hedberg
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I love Dorian Gray jokes, they never get old!
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How do elephants cheer each other up when they are sick?

With a ‘Get Well-ephant’ card!

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How did the octopus set up camp so quickly?

It was good with tent-acles!

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Doctor, doctor, I can't stop robbing banks!

Just let me take a few notes!

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“The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.”

― Murphy's Law

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“Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.”

― Ellen DeGeneres
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"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass,
it's about learning to dance in the rain."

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