Joke of the day

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A tipsy lone guy is in a bar with two women sitting on stools next to him, talking animatedly to each other with a thick accent.

He leans into their space and slurs, “Cool accents, are you two ladies from Scotland?”

One of them turns to him with a cold look and says in a chilly tone, “No, Wales.”

So he says ,” Okay , are you two whales from Scotland?”

He didn't remember much after that.

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