Joke of the day

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A man goes to the doctor. The man says "I think there's  something wrong with my leg, listen to my thigh!"

 The thigh says "I need 20 dollars. Just this once."

The doctor says "I've never seen anything like this!"

The man says "Take a listen at my knee."

The knee says "Can I please have 10 dollars?"

The man says "My ankle's acting weird too."

The ankle says "5 dollars is all I need. Please, I'm dying here."

The man says "What do think is wrong, Doc?"

The doctor says "I don't see anything like this in my medical books, but from what I can tell, your leg is broke in 3 places!"

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