Wednesday, June 5, 2019

Jokes of the day

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.


If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they'd be alloys.


What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

"You may have graduated, but I've got many degrees."


A photon checks into a hotel. When asked about his luggage he says, "I don't have any, I'm travelling light."


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