Jokes of the day

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What do you call an ant that won’t go away? 　

Permanent

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Where do private eye chickens come from? 　
　
Hard-boiled eggs.

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What do you call a monkey that makes potato chips? 　

A CHIPmonk

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? 　

An egg roll.

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Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?

At the quack of dawn

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