Jokes of the day

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Therapist: You seem unable to describe your feelings.

Patient: I can't say that I'm surprised.

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Did you hear about the guy that sued over his missing luggage?

He lost his case.

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Ed: Tell me about that new do it yourself orthodontist class you took.

Fred: Brace yourself.

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I can tell if someone is lying just by looking at them. I can tell if they're standing too.


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