Tuesday, March 27, 2018

Jokes of the Day ...

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Q: Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
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I wanted to tell a brand new chemistry joke. . .

But all the good ones argon.
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The cop proceeds to tell Heisenberg; "You were going 90 mph!!!!"

Heisenberg says, "Great, now I'm lost!!!"
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I hate it when I send a really long text and the other person replies with "K"
I'm rarely in the mood to talk about potassium

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