Sunday, March 18, 2018

Jokes of the day

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How do you know if there’s an elephant in your fridge?
The door won’t shut!
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How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!?
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How do you know the sea is glad to see you?
It waves!
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A duck and a chicken were standing by the side of the road. The duck started to cross the road but the chicken stopped him.

"Don't do it," the chicken said, "You'll never hear the end of it."

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