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A man went to lunch at a diner. He sat down in the booth and ordered. “I'd like a club sandwich with one piece of bacon on just one half, and pink tomato, and wilted lettuce. I'd like barely any mayo on the slightly burnt toast, a pickle that is very floppy, and half of my French fries burnt to a crisp and the other half almost frozen.”
The waitress told the man, “That might be tricky.” which he replied, “Why? That's exactly the way you made it for me yesterday.”
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"Nobody likes a clown at midnight"
— Stephen King
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