Jokes of the Day

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I love Dorian Gray jokes, they never get old!

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“The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.”
― Murphy's Law
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“Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.”
― Ellen DeGeneres
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"My fake plants died because I didn't pretend to water them."
- Mitch Hedberg

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