Saturday, November 18, 2017

Joke of the Day

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The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise visit and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant, he noticed a young man leaning lazily against a post.

"Just how much are you being paid a week?" said the owner angrily.

"Around three hundred bucks," replied the young man.

Taking out a fold of bills from his wallet, the owner counted out $300, slapped the money into the boy's hands, and said "Here's a week's pay - now get out and don't come back!"

Without a word the young man turned around and quickly left the building. 

Turning to one of the supervisors, the owner said "How long has that lazy bum been working here anyway?"


"He doesn't work here," said the supervisor. "He was just here to deliver a pizza!"


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