Jokes of the Day ..

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Patient: Doctor, please help me. I can’t stop my hands from shaking!
Doctor: Do you drink a lot of alcohol?
Patient: No, I usually spill most of it.
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Patient to a Doctor Doctor, please help me. I swallowed a whole cube of ice last night and it still hasn’t come out!
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Waitress: Sorry to have kept you waiting, Sir.
Customer: Did you know that the floor contains 245,786 tiles?
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