Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Jokes of the Day ....

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What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
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What did one cow say to the other?
Mooooooove over!
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Why did the cop give a sheep a ticket?
She made an illegal ewe turn

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There are no birds in last year's nest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882)
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