Joke of the day ...

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A boy woke up one morning and told his mom that he was having nightmares.
His mom asked, “What was your nightmare about?”
“Well,” the boy replied, “I was a wigwam. And then I was a tee-pee.”
His mom put her arms around the boy and said, “Honey, you're just two tents ( too tense).”
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