Monday, April 3, 2017

Jokes of the Day

What do you give a pig with a rash?
Why wasn't the horse invited to dinner?
Because it had bad stable manners....
Where do cows go on Saturday night?
To the mooooooovies.
A man arrived at a small town on Friday. He stayed for a two days and then left on Friday. How is it possible to arrive on Friday and leave on Friday, but to have stayed in the small town two days?

His horse was named Friday!


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