Jokes of the Day .

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1. Teacher: “Do you listen to your father or your mother more?”
   Pupil: “My mother.”
   Teacher: “Why?”
   Pupil: “Because she talks more.”
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   First shepherd: “How many sheep do you have?”
   Second shepherd: “I have no idea! Whenever I start to count them, I fall asleep.”
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   A good fairy meets an evil wizard.
   Good fairy: “And who are you?”
   Evil wizard: “I’m an evil wizard!”
   Good fairy: “Well, because you’re evil, I will grant you only one wish.”
   Evil wizard: “Okay, I want you to drop dead!”
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   A policeman sees a drunkard lying on the street.
   Policeman: “What are you doing there?”
   Drunkard: “I’ve lost something!”
   Policeman: “What did you lose?”
   Drunkard: “My balance!”

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