Two priests decided to go on holiday to Hawaii.
They were determined to make this a real holiday by not wearing
anything that would identify themselves as clergy. As soon as the
plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really
outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, and sunglasses etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine
and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a
red bathing suit came walking straight towards them.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said
“Good morning, Father; good morning, Father,” nodding and
addressing each of them individually as she passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they
were priests? So the next day they went back to the store and bought even
more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear
them before you even saw them!
Once again in their new attire they settled down in their chairs to
enjoy the sunshine. After a little while the same gorgeous blonde,
wearing a lime green bathing suit, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them saying:
“Good morning Father; good morning Father,” and started to walk
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said,
“Just a minute young lady.'
“We are priests and proud of it but I have to know, how in the world
do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?”
“Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen.”