What do you call a cat between two buildings?
An alley cat
Who is a copycat’s best friend?
Why did Mike’s mom feed him in the barn?
Because he ate like a horse
Why is it good to have two heads?
Just in case you want to change your mind
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.