What goes up but never comes down?
What is an eight letter word that has only one letter in it?
Teacher: “Do you listen to your father or your mother more?”
Pupil: “My mother.”
Pupil: “Because she talks more.”
First shepherd: “How many sheep do you have?”
Second shepherd: “I have no idea! Whenever I start to count them, I fall asleep.”
Two fishes are watching TV. The next show starts, a show on fishing.
The first fish says, “Oh no, they’re playing horror movies again!”
Baby bear: “Someone has been eating my porridge!”
Daddy bear: “And someone has been eating my porridge!”
Mommy bear: “Wait you two, I haven’t made the porridge yet!”