Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Jokes of the Day ....

What goes up but never comes down?
Your age!
What is an eight letter word that has only one letter in it?
An envelope!
Teacher: “Do you listen to your father or your mother more?”
Pupil: “My mother.”
Teacher: “Why?”
Pupil: “Because she talks more.”
First shepherd: “How many sheep do you have?”
Second shepherd: “I have no idea! Whenever I start to count them, I fall asleep.”
Two fishes are watching TV. The next show starts, a show on fishing.
The first fish says, “Oh no, they’re playing horror movies again!”
Baby bear: “Someone has been eating my porridge!”
Daddy bear: “And someone has been eating my porridge!”
Mommy bear: “Wait you two, I haven’t made the porridge yet!”

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