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(*_*) - Short Story - A College Writing Test

A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible.
The instructions were:

The short story had to contain the following three things:

1.) Religion

2.) Sexuality

3.) Mystery

Below is the only A+ short story in the entire class.

'Good God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it?'
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