Jokes of the Day ....

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Why was the library so tall?
It had lots of stories!
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a woodworm!
Really? What a boring life you have!
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Why was the millipede late?
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby sister!
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What happened to the man who crossed his dog with a car?
He kept it in a barking lot!

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