Saturday, November 5, 2016

Joke of the Day ....

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One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married.

On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly.

The couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming them to Heaven.

The young woman asks Peter if they could get married in Heaven, since their time on Earth was cut short.

He replies that he'll get back with them on that request.

A month later, St. Peter finds them and announces that they can - in fact - get married in Heaven.

To his surprise, the woman asks "Just wondering, if things don't work out will we be able to get a divorce?"

With a stern look in his eye, Peter blurts out "Look lady, it took me a month to find a preacher up here... you really think I'm gonna find a lawyer?"
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3 comments:

  1. thanks, EA, I needed that! happy weekend to you. hope your November is going well.
    z

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  2. Hi Z .. I just saw that Alex Skaarsgard is going to play Tarzan .. that should be worth seeing! Things are on track here, hope the train is on schedule on your line too, lol.

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    1. train is on the tracks...HA!
      not sure about if running as planned but choo chooing along ;p

      z

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