Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A. A stick!
Q. What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A. A towel.
Q. You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
A. An ear of corn.
Can You Solve This Mystery?:
A man lives on the twelfth floor of an apartment building. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves the building. In the evening, he gets into the elevator, and, if there is someone else in the elevator -- or if it was raining that day -- he goes back to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the tenth floor and walks up two flights of stairs to his apartment. Why?
Solution: The man is a dwarf. He can’t reach the upper elevator buttons, but he can ask people to push them for him. He can also push them with his umbrella.