What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?
What room doesn't a ghost need?
A living room.
What kind of key does a ghost use?
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
Is that you coffin?
What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
What do you call a witch that likes the beach but is afraid of water?
A chicken sand witch.