Sunday, October 30, 2016

Jokes of the Day ....

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What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?
Boo Jeans.
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What room doesn't a ghost need?
A living room.
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What kind of key does a ghost use?
A spooky.
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Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
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What did one casket say to the other casket?
Is that you coffin?
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What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
Rap music.
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What do you call a witch that likes the beach but is afraid of water?
A chicken sand witch.
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