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Q. How do you get a mouse to smile?
A. Say cheese!!...
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Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A. "Where's pop corn?"...
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What's yellow.... Has four legs.. Flies.. And weighs a 1000 pounds?
Two 500 pound Canaries
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
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When does the alphabet only have 24 letters?
When U and I aren't there!
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