Q. How do you get a mouse to smile?
A. Say cheese!!...
Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A. "Where's pop corn?"...
What's yellow.... Has four legs.. Flies.. And weighs a 1000 pounds?
Two 500 pound Canaries
What do you call a fake noodle?
When does the alphabet only have 24 letters?
When U and I aren't there!