Thursday, September 15, 2016

Joke of the Day ...

(*_*) - Clever Signs
Sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver :
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
A sign over a Gynecologist's office:
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
At an Optometrist's office:
'If you don't see what you're looking've come to the right place.'
On a Plumber's truck:
'We repair what your husband fixed.'
On another Plumber's truck:
'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'
On an Electrician's truck:
'Let us remove your shorts.'
In a Non-smoking Area:
'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.'
At a Car Dealership:
'The best way to get back on your feet...miss a car payment.'
Outside a Muffler Shop:
'No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming.'
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
'Best place in town to take a leak.'

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