Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Jokes of the Day ...

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What do you call a bird that digs underground?


A mynah bird!


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What happened to the man who crossed Bambi with a ghost?


He got bam-boo!


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What happened to the man who crossed black and white animals with sheep?


He got baa-dgers!


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Why did the snake cross the road?


To get to the other ssssssside!


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Why did the space alien become known as Captain Kirk?


It had a left ear, a right ear and a final front ear!


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Why did the sun go to school and then college?


It wanted to be brighter!
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